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Quotes by Phyllis Diller

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AngerNever go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
ChildrenAlways be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
No respect(Running after a garbage truck pulling away from the curb): "Am I too late?" (Truck driver): "No, jump right in!"
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